at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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