Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
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