They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
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