turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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