So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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