Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Randomize
