you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
