whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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