Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I think I sprained my soul last night
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
you never un-have a 4some
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