Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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