There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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