girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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