fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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