Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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