weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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