i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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