i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
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