I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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