this just has baby written all over it
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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