I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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