we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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