Dual....:-)
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I think i peed on brittanys purse
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Randomize
