can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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