oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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