You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
people are starting to question the shark bite story
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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