so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
We talked him into tasing himself.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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