butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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