All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
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