i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
God, I missed his penis.
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