I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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