She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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