Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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