I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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