Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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