he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Randomize
