thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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