That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Randomize
