How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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