White coat. Heels.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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