Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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