yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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