I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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