id be glad to
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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