love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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