I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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