My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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