I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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