I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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