Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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