There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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