Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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